➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

Ok...
A teacher asks her students,
"If there are 3 birds on a telephone pole and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Tommy raises his hand and says, "zero, because the others would get scared and fly away"
Teacher says, "I like how your mind works, Tommy! The answer is actually 3 but I really like the way you think!"
Tommy says to his teacher, "i've got a question for you now. There are 3 women eating popsicles on a park bench. One is licking it, one is slurping hers and the other is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
Teacher ponders for a moment and says, "ummm.... the one licking it?"
Tommy shakes his head, "the one wearing the wedding ring... but I like the way you think!"
 
Ok...
A teacher asks her students,
"If there are 3 birds on a telephone pole and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Tommy raises his hand and says, "zero, because the others would get scared and fly away"
Teacher says, "I like how your mind works, Tommy! The answer is actually 3 but I really like the way you think!"
Tommy says to his teacher, "i've got a question for you now. There are 3 women eating popsicles on a park bench. One is licking it, one is slurping hers and the other is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
Teacher ponders for a moment and says, "ummm.... the one licking it?"
Tommy shakes his head, "the one wearing the wedding ring... but I like the way you think!"
:gig
 

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