➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[sdm111]

What makes an octopus laugh







Tentickles

 

[Pugsabi]

What has 2 hands but no arms?


A clock

What building has the most stories?


A library.

 

[Pugsabi]

How do you make an egg roll?





Push it.

 

[sdm111]

What you call a nun on a segway?










Virgin mobile

 

[Tesumph]

I honestly can't really watch stand up. I agree with you on that EXCEPT for Louis C.K. and Dave Chappelle. The Chappelle show was the most amazing thing ever. The first episode blew my mind. Those two dudes are the only two that can consistently crack me up in a stand up set.
Are you a Brit Babe? That Monty Python style humor?
At least tell me you love Dumb and Dumber... or I shall never paint again!

Monty Python, Austin Powers, Master of Disguise, Mr. Bean, literally anything with Johnny Depp.. I live for that stuff.

 

[Pugsabi]

What does a bee sit on?




His bee-hind.

 

[Tesumph]

I think you should draw the spider bite that could've been... I'd pay for a sketch of that. I'd mount it in my guest room.

Could you remind me of that really gritty dark artist you mentioned a while back? And any similar if you know of them?
I actually want to try something like that haha.

 

[RUNuts]

Snow White went and visited a farm. She asked the farmer if she could speak with his animals. He replied, "the animals don't talk, miss, but go right ahead."
She walked over to the cows and asked how things were. The cows replied that everything was fine and the farmer was a good farmer.

Then she went over to the horses and had a pleasant conversation. The farmer was shocked.

She then headed towards the sheep. The farmer started screaming, "the sheep are liars!"

A wee bit of Scottish humour for you.

 

[Pugsabi]

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?



He had nn no body to go with him.

 

[BantyChooks]

I honestly can't really watch stand up. I agree with you on that EXCEPT for Louis C.K. and Dave Chappelle. The Chappelle show was the most amazing thing ever. The first episode blew my mind. Those two dudes are the only two that can consistently crack me up in a stand up set.
Are you a Brit Babe? That Monty Python style humor?
At least tell me you love Dumb and Dumber... or I shall never paint again!

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It's actually 103°f right now... Google is wrong. I'm going to die.

I guess I won't complain about 74*F.

Monty Python, Austin Powers, Master of Disguise, Mr. Bean, literally anything with Johnny Depp.. I live for that stuff.

I love Monty Python & Mr. Bean.