➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Tesumph]

Snow White went and visited a farm. She asked the farmer if she could speak with his animals. He replied, "the animals don't talk, miss, but go right ahead."
She walked over to the cows and asked how things were. The cows replied that everything was fine and the farmer was a good farmer.

Then she went over to the horses and had a pleasant conversation. The farmer was shocked.

She then headed towards the sheep. The farmer started screaming, "the sheep are liars!"

A wee bit of Scottish humour for you.

How do Scottish men practice safe sex?

They mark an X on the sheep that kick.

 

[Conan]

Could you remind me of that really gritty dark artist you mentioned a while back? And any similar if you know of them?
I actually want to try something like that haha.

Stephen Gammell

 

[Conan]

Could you remind me of that really gritty dark artist you mentioned a while back? And any similar if you know of them?
I actually want to try something like that haha.

I'm also really into Edward Gorey... He's amazing. The Gashlycrumb Tinies is a little book I will always own.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

It’s not my favorite thing to do. We had really liked one but it’s probably going under contract so just wasn’t meant to be.

Contract may not go through, keep looking, but keep checking also.

 

[Tesumph]

I'm also really into Edward Gorey... He's amazing. The Gashlycrumb Tinies is a little book I will always own.

Thank you!

 

[Kiki]

I can't even watch it... so painfully not funny to me.

Plastic sword owner.

 

[Kiki]

Listen Conan, my motivation levels are in the negative. You are my only hope at this point.

And I’m still waiting to see Kiki’s doorknob..

 

[Conan]

Plastic sword owner.

Actually, it's a nerf sword... and it's more of an ax.

 

[Kiki]

I honestly can't really watch stand up. I agree with you on that EXCEPT for Louis C.K. and Dave Chappelle. The Chappelle show was the most amazing thing ever. The first episode blew my mind. Those two dudes are the only two that can consistently crack me up in a stand up set.
Are you a Brit Babe? That Monty Python style humor?
At least tell me you love Dumb and Dumber... or I shall never paint again!

 

[Kiki]

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It's actually 103°f right now... Google is wrong. I'm going to die.