➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

Ack! Well, Clara's boyfriend was still able to feel love for her as a Cyberman, so I'm pretty sure the Doctor is safe. Then I can take my cool metal body and capture the Scots again.

I mean, they DID vote not for freedom (against Mel Gibson's persuasive argument, of course).

 

[CSAchook]

I’m struggling to keep up but good grief Banty, I’m choking on ice cream here. Where have you been hiding all this time?

I fully support the Conan-Banty feud of 2018. Lmfao.

Same. This is so good it we should probably be making commemorative t-shirts!

 

[BantyChooks]

I’m struggling to keep up but good grief Banty, I’m choking on ice cream here. Where have you been hiding all this time?

I fully support the Conan-Banty feud of 2018. Lmfao.

Moihahahaha!!!! Dying, Banty. Freaking dying. You are on fire tonight!

On fire and choking? Yeah... I think I'd prefer the bridge jump, bitey crabs and all.

 

[Conan]

Ahem...tall...great shoes....non-Doctor-hating...
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OH, SNAP!!!!! In your face, @BantyChooks !!!

 

[CSAchook]

He was originally English but got kidnapped and raised in Scotland. Definitely.

You shut your dirty lying mouth!

 

[Pugsabi]

Same. This is so good it we should probably be making commemorative t-shirts!

Team Conan vs Team Banty!

 

[Conan]

You think they'll survive in the wild?

I don't care. They're cannibalistic monsters anyways.

 

[BantyChooks]

Same. This is so good it we should probably be making commemorative t-shirts!

What about commemorative sand shoes??

You shut your dirty lying mouth!

I bet he's faking that Scottish accent. His English one sounds real-er.

 

[CSAchook]

OH, SNAP!!!!! In your face, @BantyChooks !!!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the first and only time Conan will ever be happy to see a Doctor Who reference.

 

[BantyChooks]

Team Conan vs Team Banty!

Team Banty wins, duh. We have way cooler suicide ideas.