➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

Is this what being a step-child feels like? Don’t fight, moms!
But I would take the cookie dough.

Of course you would, you... you... child of DIVORCE!!!!
Unless your parents really are divorced and if that's the case, I apologize for that comment.

 

[CSAchook]

Is this what being a step-child feels like? Don’t fight, moms!
But I would take the cookie dough.

If they are busy fighting, no one is watching the cookie dough. This is our chance!

 

[BantyChooks]

Is this what being a step-child feels like? Don’t fight, moms!
But I would take the cookie dough.

Great! Just sit right here and hold this "Conan Stinks" banner. You can eat all you want while you're holding it. Good girl.

I'll pay the $800 for you to wear the croc heels so your poor old feet will feel comfortable during the Scottish vs. English battle.

Pay ME 800 too, and maybe.

 

[Conan]

Puts on Team Banty Shirt

I can't compete with a sweet tooth... I don't really have one. But I make a mean yakisoba and wicked ass good authentic carnita.

 

[BantyChooks]

Puts on Team Banty Shirt

You wonderful child. Here, come have a lollipop.

If they are busy fighting, no one is watching the cookie dough. This is our chance!

Nice try, silly girl. I'm holding it and fighting Conan with the spatula.
(Come on... you have to admit that Tennant sounds a LITTLE weird with a Scottish accent)

 

[BantyChooks]

I can't compete with a sweet tooth... I don't really have one. But I make a mean yakisoba and wicked ass good authentic carnita.

Keep your weirdo exotic dishes. I'm making pie!

 

[Tesumph]

Of course you would, you... you... child of DIVORCE!!!!
Unless your parents really are divorced and if that's the case, I apologize for that comment.

LMAO. No, my parents are happily married. Unless we’re talking about you and Banty, I would call that “complicated.”

Now my husband is a real red-headed stepchild.

 

[BantyChooks]

LMAO. No, my parents are happily married. Unless we’re talking about you and Banty, I would call that “complicated.”

Now my husband is a real red-headed stepchild.

We're the reason Facebook invented the "it's complicated" relationship status.

 

[BantyChooks]

Keep your weirdo exotic dishes. I'm making pie!

By the way, CSA, it's cherry pie... so surely you can forgive me for wanting Tennant to be of the same lineage as me?? *puppy eyes*

 

[CSAchook]

Keep your weirdo exotic dishes. I'm making pie!

Pie!?

Tennant’s accent is sexy and your are nuts

What kind of pie????