➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

One sufficiently nutty enough to match your personality.

Maybe...

 

[BantyChooks]

Maybe...
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Put a wine glass full of drain cleaner in the paw of whichever one is you and it will be perfect.

 

[BantyChooks]

You all have kept me up way past my bedtime. I was going to get up early tomorrow... so much for that!

 

[Conan]

You all have kept me up way past my bedtime. I was going to get up early tomorrow... so much for that!

Looks like you were wrong... AGAIN.

 

[BantyChooks]

I'm going to bed now. Sorry for the long catchup, Kiki, but I couldn't just let Conan spread her wrongness all over. Don't worry, I thoroughly beat her.

 

[BantyChooks]

Looks like you were wrong... AGAIN.

Only because of you throwing wrenches into my tidy little plans.

 

[Conan]

Only because of you throwing wrenches into my tidy little plans.

Tiny, Scottish poop soaked wrenches.

 

[Conan]

I'm going to bed now. Sorry for the long catchup, Kiki, but I couldn't just let Conan spread her wrongness all over. Don't worry, I thoroughly beat her.

Good night, my sweet defeated prude.

 

[The Farmers' Daughter]

off topic, but, it appears I have 2 broody hens again. Am thinking I might hatch again this year as I have at least 4 months before we get anything close to cold weather. Any comments? Am I nuts for considering this?

Nope
You forget who you're asking

 

[BantyChooks]

Good night, my sweet defeated prude.

That's TRIUMPHANT prude to you.