➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[jwyles]

You know, pie cherries are sour cherries. When they're right off the tree, warmed from the sun, and juicy. Plus, the color is beautiful. I love eating them right off the tree, but cherry pie is my favorite so long as too much sugar is not added.

Oh. Well that's completely innocent. Ok. Sorry! I'll behave.

 

[Conan]

Oh. Well that's completely innocent. Ok. Sorry! I'll behave.

I can make it dirty for you if you prefer... just say the word.

 

[Tesumph]

Nope, I don't and never have done drugs.

Have at it, just remember to post your results here so that we can all enjoy your artistry.

Right.. you just manhandle random snakes so you can get the good stuff at the hospital.

Can’t promise a full drawing, I just wanted to practice some deer.

You missed the part about @Texas Kiki wanting me to photograph babies with ducks and me saying I would prefer to photograph beautiful nekked women and that I had a bear skin rug to use as a prop. @Tesumph volunteered @honanbm to be the model. This was followed by the cherry pie episode.

“Previously on: The Balut Thread”

 

[jwyles]

I can make it dirty for you if you prefer... just say the word.

I'm afraid to! Tempted, but afraid!

 

[jwyles]

And scene...

 

[ShrekDawg]

I used to think it was BH (better half) and DH (dumber half).

Every bit as good as mine! Probably better! In our case the hubby is the BH and I'm the DH! You?

That is all it takes. Both fangs to the base of the index finger.

What, you want to know about speeding into town to get to the hospital and getting pulled over by a cop at an accident site. I gave my explanation and showed him my swollen finger with a tourniquet preventing the swelling from moving into my hand. He had me follow him to the hospital at a slower speed. Pretty much end of story.

There is only me here, so there is no BH or DH or anyone else of any kind.

well yeah... I guess that part too, but mostly I meant how it happened. Like did you try to pick it up, were you collecting fire wood, reaching under the house. You know the deets that lead up to the incident. It's ok though. You don't have to relive it if you don't want to. I'd understand that.

So you're the whole package! Got it!go ahead with your bad self!

Sorry, due to extenuating circumstances, that part of the story never gets repeated.

@R2elk you don't have to answer that. I'm sorry I asked really. If you don't want to talk about it, please don't. Sorry I was being pushy.

Love the spot on her head!


Time to bug bomb the house! Put IV in a bag and taker her outside.

Part of it but that's a whole other story. Part of it was already missing at the time of the incident and there is even more of it missing now. Neither part being missing has anything to do with the snake bite.

Not a problem in any way shape or form.

HAH. I’ll have to share this with my DH later.

[Redacted]?! Ok, I’m just going to assume it involved a drug fueled party weekend.

Hey random question Elk, would you mind if I used one of your wildlife pictures as a drawing reference? It’s ok if not, just wondering.

You're great!

Yes please don't subject IV to DP (dats da poisons) @Tesumph. But maybe it is time! Before you lose a limb or digit!

You saved a nekked lady on a bear skin rug from being bitten, sacrificing your finger in the process. The extenuating part... Hmmm, neighbor's wife? Yep. I'm going with that.

I'm crying!

Nope, I don't and never have done drugs.

Have at it, just remember to post your results here so that we can all enjoy your artistry.

"NEKKED" I Cannot stop laughing! I'm too childish!

I can't imagine a more heroic act... can you?

Absolutely not! I'm sure his neighbor was thoroughly grateful!

Nope, there have never been any nekked ladies on that bear skin rug. I suppose that to prevent self incrimination would have been a better phrase to use than extenuating circumstances.

You missed the part about @Texas Kiki wanting me to photograph babies with ducks and me saying I would prefer to photograph beautiful nekked women and that I had a bear skin rug to use as a prop. @Tesumph volunteered @honanbm to be the model. This was followed by the cherry pie episode.

I'll bet she was. That's one photo shoot that will never see the light of day.

WRONG! I did not miss that part! That was during the time I was creeping and trying my dambdest (it's a word ok!!!) to catch up! I saw it and I've got your #!

Maybe @Tesumph could use that one as her art inspiration. It'd be a beautiful retelling of a love story gone wrong.

Too late. My mind has wandered to sordid places and it's staying there.
Also, that sour cherry pie still pops up here and there too. Nothing beats sour cherry pie.

Ok I've got no idea about sour cherry pie! You all lost me there! Hmmm... Do I want to know?

Wait. Does this mean that you've *gasp* broken a law?

You know, pie cherries are sour cherries. When they're right off the tree, warmed from the sun, and juicy. Plus, the color is beautiful. I love eating them right off the tree, but cherry pie is my favorite so long as too much sugar is not added.

Oh. Well that's completely innocent. Ok. Sorry! I'll behave.

I can make it dirty for you if you prefer... just say the word.

Right.. you just manhandle random snakes so you can get the good stuff at the hospital.

Can’t promise a full drawing, I just wanted to practice some deer.

“Previously on: The Balut Thread”

I'm afraid to! Tempted, but afraid!

And scene...

OMG you guys! I am crying/wheezing laughing.

 

[Conan]

And scene...

Complete with jazz hands.

 

[jwyles]

OMG you guys! I am crying/wheezing laughing.

You need a bronchodilator? I got you!!! Respiratory therapist to the rescue!

 

[jwyles]

Complete with jazz hands.

You're the funniest person alive! So few words but I laugh so hard! Oh Conan!

 

[Conan]

You're the funniest person alive! So few words but I laugh so hard! Oh Conan!

And to think — I'm completely sober!