➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

Honestly same



sleeeeeeeeeeeepppppppp.

Actually.... keep partying with us.



Exactly!!! That’s exactly what I thought she was doing!!!!



somebody screenshot this so we have proof she asked to be committed if we ever need to.

Hey, even I have limits to how far my irrationality will go before I see a need for intercession!

Pinky swear. I'll deliver you myself.

You'd deliver me even if I didn't ask.

 

[BantyChooks]

You forgot eBay and Etsy. Dangerous places for the sleep deprived.

Luckily, all forms of Banty are technological idiots, and she can barely figure out how to use those sites on a good brain, much less a mostly dead one.

 

[CSAchook]

Hey, even I have limits to how far my irrationality will go before I see a need for intercession!


You'd deliver me even if I didn't ask.

She has a giant box ready to go. It is gift wrapped.

 

[Conan]

I thought she was your second favourite Banty.

They all tie into the same Banty for me. The one that stems from sleep deprivation.

 

[BantyChooks]

They all tie into the same Banty for me. The one that stems from sleep deprivation.

Fair point.

 

[Conan]

You'd deliver me even if I didn't ask.

Yeah, but you won't be able to speak anyhow. The marshmallow sans butter will have glued your mouth shut. They'll have to take my word.

 

[BantyChooks]

She has a giant box ready to go. It is gift wrapped.

It's been ready and waiting for what, a year now? She's just waiting for me to make one wrong move, say, agree that mangos taste good, and poof, off I go to the sanitarium.

 

[BantyChooks]

Yeah, but you won't be able to speak anyhow. The marshmallow sans butter will have glued your mouth shut. They'll have to take my word.

I'm remarkably good at doing morse code with my eyebrows.

 

[Conan]

She has a giant box ready to go. It is gift wrapped.

It's a box from Amazon that delivered two covered kitty litter boxes that I used as nesting boxes in the new coop (they still refuse to use them). Anyhow, it currently has a ton of pears ripening in it, but after that, it's all ready for Banty. I'll cut air holes, and duct tape her in.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Hey, even I have limits to how far my irrationality will go before I see a need for intercession!


You'd deliver me even if I didn't ask.

That’s good to know!

Don’t worry! I won’t let her unless absolutely necessary!!

Luckily, all forms of Banty are technological idiots, and she can barely figure out how to use those sites on a good brain, much less a mostly dead one.

probably for the best.

Although I could show you if you want

I find it hard to believe you are a technological idiot though!

She has a giant box ready to go. It is gift wrapped.

how will she breathe?

They all tie into the same Banty for me. The one that stems from sleep deprivation.

Just how many versions of Banty are there?

Fair point.

Yeah, but you won't be able to speak anyhow. The marshmallow sans butter will have glued your mouth shut. They'll have to take my word.

OMG.

It's been ready and waiting for what, a year now? She's just waiting for me to make one wrong move, say, agree that mangos taste good, and poof, off I go to the sanitarium.

I’ll protect you.

I'm remarkably good at doing morse code with my eyebrows.

now this I have got to see.