➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

I think there is an artifact that cures computer viruses....

What's the downside, every computer nerd within a 12 mile radius falls in love with you?

 

[CSAchook]

I don't dare approach their luminescent, tangled lair whilst they dream up devious plans to steal all of our information. I might vanish, never to be seen again.

Or you could be uploaded and live forever!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Very.

Banty have you tried offering the phone some corn? Sit on the ground and scatter corn all around you. It will help build the phone’s trust. Or maybe wait until night and go get it while it is roosting.

Even the tamest phones growl and bite when in my presence. I think my breath carries a computer virus. Maybe I do need that wormer Kiki mentioned...

I’ll muzzle mine!!! And leash it.

And worth a shot

 

[ShrekDawg]

Or you could be uploaded and live forever!

 

[BantyChooks]

Or you could be uploaded and live forever!

 

[CSAchook]

What's the downside, every computer nerd within a 12 mile radius falls in love with you?

I don’t remember
But hey, then you could finally win the hearts of Claudia and Charlie if you ever got close enough

 

[ShrekDawg]

I think there is an artifact that cures computer viruses....

Sounds dangerous.

I don't dare approach their luminescent, tangled lair whilst they dream up devious plans to steal all of our information. I might vanish, never to be seen again.

that’s true. I had to turn Siri off cause mine would open when I wasn’t talking to it! They’re always listening.

What's the downside, every computer nerd within a 12 mile radius falls in love with you?

would that be so bad?

Or you could be uploaded and live forever!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Queen is great.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I don’t remember
But hey, then you could finally win the hearts of Claudia and Charlie if you ever got close enough

 

[BantyChooks]

would that be so bad?

I mean, shooing them off the porch every morning with a broom would get annoying.