➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

Well how am I supposed to know what sort of freaky species splicing experiments you’re conducting up there. I thought maybe you just had an ugly rabbit, who am I to judge

 

[BantyChooks]

Well how am I supposed to know what sort of freaky species splicing experiments you’re conducting up there. I thought maybe you just had an ugly rabbit, who am I to judge

I'm insulted you think that I'd do horrific experiments like that on an innocent rabbit. I do all my experiments on the elves, of course.

 

[Tesumph]

Okay, hate to miss the party and high Tessie but I can barely stay awake right now so I’m going to sleep. Long day. Been up since like quarter to 7

Ma, if you’re reading this, they’re just kidding... I don’t even know what “drugs” are

 

[CSAchook]

Ma, if you’re reading this, they’re just kidding... I don’t even know what “drugs” are

Aren't you in vet school? You should definitely know what a drug is

 

[NanaKat]

This is what I use.
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You beat me to it!

Neat. I’m allergic.
Do you know about the whole “bloom” thing?

Oil and wax don't mix well with allergies?

Ah, I see. The wax bloom. I always just thought of it as wax. Looks like Sennelier sells a sealant. I use Sennelier pastels so I can get some of their sealant.

Good idea. Using different product lines is like using...ahem...hairspray instead of... ahem...fixative.

 

[Conan]

I'm insulted you think that I'd do horrific experiments like that on an innocent rabbit. I do all my experiments on the elves, of course.

Tell me how you keep them so consistently small.

 

[BantyChooks]

Tell me how you keep them so consistently small.

Tie bricks to their head.

 

[Conan]

Tie bricks to their head.

Nice. Effective and cruel. Just my style.

 

[NanaKat]

I read it as:
I'll show you both of mine.

Made me spew my drink thru my nose!

 

[Wickedchicken6]

Congratulations to @BantyChooks and @Wickedchicken6 for their entries being in the 2020 BYC Calendar.

Thank you, @R2elk