➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Conan]

Hey, my memory's only got room for so many things, and faces is not one of them.

True. Which is why you'll never see me coming, you fool!

 

[ShrekDawg]

On BURGERS!?

Yes!! With ketchup. Ketchup and mayo on a burger is sooo good.

 

[ShrekDawg]

True. Which is why you'll never see me coming, you fool!

 

[BantyChooks]

I can't possibly be the shortest one here. 5'4" is NOT short. It's pretty average.

Shorty McShortface.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I can't possibly be the shortest one here. 5'4" is NOT short. It's pretty average.

I know someone who’s like under 5 feet lol

 

[BantyChooks]

Yes!! With ketchup. Ketchup and mayo on a burger is sooo good.

You don't deserve to live.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Shorty McShortface.

 

[BantyChooks]

True. Which is why you'll never see me coming, you fool!

Um, I can still tell whether the vaguely humanoid form approaching has an axe or not.

 

[Kiki]

Um, I can still tell whether the vaguely humanoid form approaching has an axe or not.

Not if she's hiding the axe under her hat.

 

[ShrekDawg]

You don't deserve to live.

Hey now, that’s a little harsh dontcha think?

Don’t knock it till you try it!! The mayo and ketchup blend together and it’s delicious.

Wait till I tell ya I also put relish and craisins (dried cranberries) in my tuna salad too. Oh wait. I just told you... And way too much mayo.