➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Huh. You mean you don't want to violently stab me like Internet Safety 101 says you do?

Tes is not and old man.

 

[BantyChooks]

Tes is not and old man.

She's still probably got a good stabbing arm.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Y'all I don't put green onions on your baked potatoes up there?

I don’t think so. Idk. I usually just put butter on mine or if I’m feeling really bad, sour cream and shredded cheese. Sometimes bacon. They put chives on at restaurants sometimes. Maybe it’s actually green onion. Idk.

No joke. That is how you make the best tuna.

I'll have to look up this Black Sails show you speak of.

Don't ask what I'll do for a million dollars. Pretty sure there's a movie out there about that. Indecent Proposal or something. Yep. That's the one.

I fry my hair. I bleach it, tone it, cut it off, bleach it more, color it like crazy. My hair is resilient. I've been messing with it for about 3 years straight with the crazy colors, but I've been dying my hair pretty frequently since I was 14.

Sounds like the worst tuna to me. That would probably make me gag if not actually hurl.

You should! It’s like pirates and stuff which I usually don’t like but it’s pretty good.

I need to find this movie now!

And oh wow that’s amazing!!

Holy crap! You’re a giraffe!

You'd do it for less. Admit it.

She totally would.

Not.

Would to.

 

[Conan]

She's still probably got a good stabbing arm.

She doesn't have it in her. You'll have to wait for me.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

What’s this about murder?!
Dude I just want to see your face and pet your chinchilla.

 

[ShrekDawg]

What’s this about murder?!
Dude I just want to see your face and pet your chinchilla.

Huh. You mean you don't want to violently stab me like Internet Safety 101 says you do?

Tes is not and old man.

She's still probably got a good stabbing arm.

 

[ShrekDawg]

She doesn't have it in her. You'll have to wait for me.

Tessie will lure Santa in. Make her feel safe. Ask to see the chinchilla. Start talking chicken and ducks with her. Then Conan will sneak in for the kill.

 

[Conan]

Tessie will lure Santa in. Make her feel safe. Ask to see the chinchilla. Start talking chicken and ducks with her. Then Conan will sneak in for the kill.

This sounds like the best possible plan, really. See? You should apply yourself more.
Speaking of... where did you apply today? I saw that you did apply, but where? Do tell.

 

[BantyChooks]

She doesn't have it in her. You'll have to wait for me.

Tessie will lure Santa in. Make her feel safe. Ask to see the chinchilla. Start talking chicken and ducks with her. Then Conan will sneak in for the kill.

A team effort. Smart.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

Gee everyone's so violent. Is it the Christmas season?