➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Wickedchicken6]

See??? Stabbiness lives in you after all! I'll take that one that naps when you bathe him. Not to kill, though. Just because I want a lap rooster.

Stabbiness wouldn't cut it for me. I'm thinking more severe.
Mr. Tozee would like that. He likes to cuddle.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

Wick doesn't carry an axe you know...she likes shinier things.

I have a brand new hatchet. It's beautiful!! It's black.

 

[Conan]

What a delightfully demented picture.

You can see it, can't you? I know I can.

 

[Conan]

Stabbiness wouldn't cut it for me. I'm thinking more severe.
Mr. Tozee would like that. He likes to cuddle.

Hatchet works nicely. You may chop the kindling while I cuddle Mr. Tozee.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

Hatchet works nicely. You may chop the kindling while I cuddle Mr. Tozee.

I'm old and near death. I'll hold Tozee, you chop the kindling.

 

[Conan]

I'm old and near death. I'll hold Tozee, you chop the kindling.

So old. That's fine, old top. I'll chop.

 

[BantyChooks]

It's the best way. We all win. Tessie can keep Milo as a consolation prize.

HEY.

Wick doesn't carry an axe you know...she likes shinier things.

Shiny things, like my watch? I'll fight her to keep it.

We are dealing with a no heat situation in our house between phone calls and everything else it's hard to catch up. I think I'm good now though.

The hot water heater, which heats the house, just broke here too. A few frantic calls later, I am no longer cold. Phew.

 

[ShrekDawg]

This sounds like the best possible plan, really. See? You should apply yourself more.
Speaking of... where did you apply today? I saw that you did apply, but where? Do tell.

This is interesting to me!!

Maybe that’s my problem... maybe everything else is boring haha

And just Petco so far.

I know it’s not as many as I was supposed to do but I applied to a few different positions and locations too.

And I also signed up/made an account for a couple others and started filling in some. Gonna do more tomorrow.

A team effort. Smart.

Very!

Gee everyone's so violent. Is it the Christmas season?

Again leave for 5 minutes and there's pages and pages

we’re in a chatty mood! When Banty and Conan get started in their banter it goes fast lol

You're not feeling stabby? What if I threatened one of your perfect roosters?

not the animals!!

And Batty won't see it coming.

Well... now she will... we just laid out our entire plan.

Time to go to plan B. You all know what it is.

I can't keep up

me neither. I got super behind because I had to clean up haha

Everyone dies.

OMG!

Speed read.

I can only type so fast.

That would be your last threat?

It's the best way. We all win. Tessie can keep Milo as a consolation prize.

Everyone except Banty.

And wait.... didn’t Kiki say everyone dies?

See??? Stabbiness lives in you after all! I'll take that one that naps when you bathe him. Not to kill, though. Just because I want a lap rooster.

she has a lap rooster?

The perfect ending to Christmas.

Not exactly what I had in mind but it’ll work.

Wick doesn't carry an axe you know...she likes shinier things.

Like what?

Wait!
If everyone dies who's going to pass out the candy canes?

The elves of course!!!

They've all been sucked into shanks, and handed out at the prisons.

holy shit.

We are dealing with a no heat situation in our house between phone calls and everything else it's hard to catch up. I think I'm good now though.

Hope everything gets fixed!!

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What is that!?

That doesn't look like a quail egg.

X2!

What a delightfully demented picture.

x2

Stabbiness wouldn't cut it for me. I'm thinking more severe.
Mr. Tozee would like that. He likes to cuddle.

what did you have in mind??

Awwww

 

[BantyChooks]

Time to go to plan B. You all know what it is.

What? What??

And just Petco so far.

I know it’s not as many as I was supposed to do but I applied to a few different positions and locations too.

And I also signed up/made an account for a couple others and started filling in some. Gonna do more tomorrow.

That's good!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I have a brand new hatchet. It's beautiful!! It's black.

Sounds awesome!!