➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Darn, I thought you were going for the Short People song. My 5' SIL takes great offense at it. At least she claims to be 5' tall.

Make her a shirt with MIDGE on it.

 

[sdm111]

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when rap made sense

 

[room onthebroom]

obnoxious ugly Christmas sweater parties its at a fancy restaurant too

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@room onthebroom
Come see this.

Target has a whole section dedicated to ugly sweaters. I don’t know why I looked. Morbid curiosity I guess, but I saw an adult, one piece ugly jumper. It really amped the ugly concept up a few notches.

“I see your ugly sweater & I raise you a full length sweater suit.”

 

[FortCluck]

Target has a whole section dedicated to ugly sweaters. I don’t know why I looked. Morbid curiosity I guess, but I saw an adult, one piece ugly jumper. It really amped the ugly concept up a few notches.

“I see your ugly sweater & I raise you a full length sweater suit.”

Is it bad I'm wearing it in public to a swim meet just to annoy my father

 

[R2elk]

Make her a shirt with MIDGE on it.

You know the saying that it is best to let sleeping dogs lie. It truly applies to her.

 

[room onthebroom]

Is it bad I'm wearing it in public to a swim meet just to annoy my father

 

[room onthebroom]

Is it bad I'm wearing it in public to a swim meet just to annoy my father

Tell him it could be worse.

 

[room onthebroom]

Can anybody tell me what this is supposed to be? Part of Santas beard (6" from his face) or his hairy chest?

 

[FortCluck]

My mom wants us to wear matching pajamas Christmas Eve

 

[R2elk]

Can anybody tell me what this is supposed to be? Part of Santas beard (6" from his face) or his hairy chest?

Banty's costume since she uses a fake beard.