➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

Everyone wears onesies for Christmas at my in-laws house haha.

That sounds very comfortable.

Although onesies rarely fit me LOL

 

[Conan]

Yoshimi takes the dog bed for herself.

 

[Tesumph]

That sounds very comfortable.

Although onesies rarely fit me LOL

Why not? Mine was way too big last year. Adult onesies are huge.

 

[CSAchook]

Why not? Mine was way too big last year. Adult onesies are huge.

Probably because Kdog is a tall statuesque giantess

 

[Conan]

That sounds very comfortable.

Although onesies rarely fit me LOL

Get a men's onesie! Should work for your tall self. The women's version is probably more expensive, and less comfy anyways.

 

[Tesumph]

Yoshimi takes the dog bed for herself.View attachment 1977133

Oh my gosh. That is criminally cute.
Is it bad that all I can think of is duck poop on the dog beds?

 

[Tesumph]

Probably because Kdog is a tall statuesque giantess

Oh right, I forgot.

Dog go to Walmart. $20 and they’re huge. I was a cute little deer!

 

[Conan]

Oh my gosh. That is criminally cute.
Is it bad that all I can think of is duck poop on the dog beds?

She doesn't eat much after she comes inside, so her pooping is done on the tile floor. By the time she settles in for the evening, she is done pooped out. Right now, Cricket is sleeping with his nose right in her butt feathers. I have no doubt he'd "tend" to any errant turds. Gross dogs.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Yoshimi takes the dog bed for herself.View attachment 1977133

I love that you have a house duck

Why not? Mine was way too big last year. Adult onesies are huge.

Cause I’m too tall lol

They’re always either too short or if they’re long enough, then they’re massive other places. Sometimes I have to get a size or two bigger because they always make the arms so dang short!! LOL

Probably because Kdog is a tall statuesque giantess

exactly!!!

Also I kinda love this description

Get a men's onesie! Should work for your tall self. The women's version is probably more expensive, and less comfy anyways.

Thanks!! I’ll try that.

Oh my gosh. That is criminally cute.
Is it bad that all I can think of is duck poop on the dog beds?

same!

Oh right, I forgot.

Dog go to Walmart. $20 and they’re huge. I was a cute little deer!

Thanks!! I’ll check that out!! I actually just saw an adorable Christmas one there recently so I’m hoping it’s still there and will fit.

She doesn't eat much after she comes inside, so her pooping is done on the tile floor. By the time she settles in for the evening, she is done pooped out. Right now, Cricket is sleeping with his nose right in her butt feathers. I have no doubt he'd "tend" to any errant turds. Gross dogs.

she’s house trained!?

 

[Conan]

I love that you have a house duck



she’s house trained!?

No way to house train a duck. The best I can do is not give her free access to food and water inside. Luckily, her poop is nothing like those fart splatters known as the outdoor standard ducks. It's dry, and easy to pick up.
Of course, she does get into the dog's water bowl and make a huge mess on almost a daily basis... She's a bit of a brat.