➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

Also I would probably roast in one anyway. I get overheated super easily but they are definitely comfortable. Unless they are the kind with the feet. Cause I always haaaaaaateeeeeedddddd those. I had one or two as a kid I think but I despised them lol hate having my feet trapped and the rubber is so uncomfortable. Plus they would never fit my giant feet now anyway they probably don’t even make ones that big if you thought my height was shocking, my shoe size will really shock you.

 

[ShrekDawg]

No way to house train a duck. The best I can do is not give her free access to food and water inside. Luckily, her poop is nothing like those fart splatters known as the outdoor standard ducks. It's dry, and easy to pick up.
Of course, she does get into the dog's water bowl and make a huge mess on almost a daily basis... She's a bit of a brat.

Fart splatters...

She does sound like a character!!

 

[Conan]

Also I would probably roast in one anyway. I get overheated super easily but they are definitely comfortable. Unless they are the kind with the feet. Cause I always haaaaaaateeeeeedddddd those. I had one or two as a kid I think but I despised them lol hate having my feet trapped and the rubber is so uncomfortable. Plus they would never fit my giant feet now anyway they probably don’t even make ones that big if you thought my height was shocking, my shoe size will really shock you.

Shoe size, please.
Also, yeah. I'd really rather not wear a onesie. I believe that I, too, would overheat almost instantly.

 

[Kiki]

I love this! I think I found a gift for my sister.

They have a greenhouse set too.

 

[Kiki]

She doesn't eat much after she comes inside, so her pooping is done on the tile floor. By the time she settles in for the evening, she is done pooped out. Right now, Cricket is sleeping with his nose right in her butt feathers. I have no doubt he'd "tend" to any errant turds. Gross dogs.

If you start putting diapers on your duck I'm going to die.

 

[Kiki]

Shoe size, please.
Also, yeah. I'd really rather not wear a onesie. I believe that I, too, would overheat almost instantly.

I guess a size 12.

 

[Kiki]

Do they even make women's shoes in a size 12?

 

[Tesumph]

She doesn't eat much after she comes inside, so her pooping is done on the tile floor. By the time she settles in for the evening, she is done pooped out. Right now, Cricket is sleeping with his nose right in her butt feathers. I have no doubt he'd "tend" to any errant turds. Gross dogs.

Ah, dog cleaner! Of course.
Unfortunately almost our whole house is carpet. Good for old man traction.. not much else.

Also I would probably roast in one anyway. I get overheated super easily but they are definitely comfortable. Unless they are the kind with the feet. Cause I always haaaaaaateeeeeedddddd those. I had one or two as a kid I think but I despised them lol hate having my feet trapped and the rubber is so uncomfortable. Plus they would never fit my giant feet now anyway they probably don’t even make ones that big if you thought my height was shocking, my shoe size will really shock you.

I’m intrigued.

 

[Conan]

Do they even make women's shoes in a size 12?

Sure they do! I think... Dog, tell us.

 

[CSAchook]

I love that you have a house duck



Cause I’m too tall lol

They’re always either too short or if they’re long enough, then they’re massive other places. Sometimes I have to get a size or two bigger because they always make the arms so dang short!! LOL



exactly!!!

Also I kinda love this description



Thanks!! I’ll try that.



same!



Thanks!! I’ll check that out!! I actually just saw an adorable Christmas one there recently so I’m hoping it’s still there and will fit.



she’s house trained!?

DH is 6'6" so I kinda understand the struggle. He is very popular at stores though. Small women constantly flag him down to get things off of upper shelves for them.