➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

@Kiki my mother-in-law said she saw this pen and had to get it for me.
My new motto.
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Perfect. I want one.

 

[Tesumph]

It says I'm a professional hoarder. I'm licensed, even. See?
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Hey! You got your license on my birthday.

 

[FortCluck]

That's neat!

I'd love some photos when he/she's settled in.

I just held him and he was actually nice. I'm going to feed him some roaches when I get home.

 

[BantyChooks]

Hey! You got your license on my birthday.

You're five years old?

Sorry. I couldn't possibly resist.

 

[CSAchook]

You're five years old?

Sorry. I couldn't possibly resist.

Only in whale years.

 

[Tesumph]

You're five years old?

Sorry. I couldn't possibly resist.

I'll be 6 this year. I can wipe my own butt and everything.

 

[BantyChooks]

I'll be 6 this year. I can wipe my own butt and everything.

Congratulations. That's quite the milestone.

 

[FortCluck]

I'll be 6 this year. I can wipe my own butt and everything.

That's the best when you have kids when they can wipe their own butt

 

[RUNuts]

That's the best when you have kids when they can wipe their own butt

Milestones for kids:
1) Feed themselves
2) Tell you what they want (learn to talk)
3) Bathroom by themselves
4) Learn to shut up (some never learn )
5) Leave (even if you have to pay for college, money well spent)

Cheers!

 

[FortCluck]

Milestones for kids:
1) Feed themselves
2) Tell you what they want (learn to talk)
3) Bathroom by themselves
4) Learn to shut up (some never learn )
5) Leave (even if you have to pay for college, money well spent)

Cheers!

I read this while making the youngest lunch