➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[BantyChooks]

They totally make them. They, um, never stay up on me for some reason.

 

[CindyinSD]

They totally make them. They, um, never stay up on me for some reason.

I'm always afraid something will fall out...

 

[BantyChooks]

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Mardi gras beads?

You beat me to it.

 

[Conan]

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Mardi gras beads?

I wish! Alas, no. I've just got small cans.

 

[Conan]

I'm always afraid something will fall out...

Like one of those bandeau bikini tops! I mean, you can't move without the girls falling out!

 

[R2elk]

They totally make them. They, um, never stay up on me for some reason.

That is all the better.

 

[CindyinSD]

Like one of those bandeau bikini tops! I mean, you can't move without the girls falling out!

Yes! Exactly... they were awful! Why on earth did I ever even want to wear something so uncomfortable in so many ways???

 

[Conan]

That is all the better.

Don't worry, Bob. We'll ditch our tops at the door, and don our beads.

 

[Conan]

Yes! Exactly... they were awful! Why on earth did I ever even want to wear something so uncomfortable in so many ways???

Because if you're just laying there on a beach, they hot!

 

[R2elk]

Don't worry, Bob. We'll ditch our tops at the door, and don our beads.

No beads necessary.