And buying hot wings is sometimes funny. Sat down at flaming Joe's and ordered a pound of their hottest wings. Confused the waitress because they came in orders of 5..... not by weight like everything else.
Manager came over and took care of it. I ordered extra sauce to dip in too. They came out and I had an audience. Ate all but 3 of them. Put them in a box and took them home. Told the wife don't eat these, they're hot.
We all know what happens when you tell a wife NOT to do something. I was draining my consumed beer when I hear WHAT THE SAM HELL!! followed by aaaaaaaaaghhhhh!
I had to clean the walls, back of the toilet..... the floor. Hard to control things when laughing that hard!