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I just died.
DEAD.
The mini asked me if nurses were just like girl doctors.


He said he wasn't interested in being a girl doctor.
I am crying real tears in the bathroom so he won't know that I am dying laughing.
 
Nursing gives you the best stories you can never tell. (HIPPA) 🤐 ER probably has the best.
I tell new nurses they should get a journal and the stories will write themselves. When you retire ( and don't need your license anymore) you can write the tell all book and retire.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the ... morons 🤣
 
No, no they're not -- oh goodness. :lau
I swear he is not retarded. He's not even dumb. I have no idea what just came out of his mouth.
I'll ask once I stop laughing.
 
DS1 just called to ask if I forgot to pay the Internet bill because it was off :th Not my fault this time 🤣 I put it on autopay and it’s not even due til Friday!!!!
Same thing happened to us. They somehow got hubs to pay them $30 to turn it back on. We werent even late, that I know of.
 
Too funny. Dad taught us to use chopsticks when we were young and always maintained the skill. Easier to use chopsticks to flip bacon than anything else that I've tried. Got a pair of bamboo sticks that are the bacon cookers for the last several years.

Yes, I'll use improvised chopsticks over a campfire for different things and everyone is amazed. It's just practice people. I'll save the magic for other things.

I do need to invest in a pair of cooking chopsticks.👨‍🍳
I dont know why, but I did it once and wondered “why havent I been doing this all along?”
 
I swear he is not retarded. He's not even dumb. I have no idea what just came out of his mouth.
I'll ask once I stop laughing.
No, I know that he's not dumb. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make it sound like that
It's just very similar to what I used to think (I used to think that all nurses were women), and... okay, yeah, I don't know exactly why I was laughing, sorry.
 
I just died.
DEAD.
The mini asked me if nurses were just like girl doctors
He said he wasn't interested in being a girl doctor.
I am crying real tears in the bathroom so he won't know that I am dying laughing.
I have to take a minute to digest that. :th

Serves me right for my standard reply when I'm asked if I'm a Doctor. " NO, I'm a nurse. I work for a living." The patients laugh but one time a doctor walked in behind me when I said it. She punched me in the arm and had a snide remark (and a grin) every time she saw me after that.
 

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