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[R2elk]

Me too

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/a-century-of-turkey-talk-2000-2100.966414/post-23707052

 

[ShrekDawg]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/a-century-of-turkey-talk-2000-2100.966414/post-23707052

Ah that is not nearly as bad as I thought

 

[ShrekDawg]

Suffering is best shared. Helps to instill a sense of empathy and sympathy in people.
Not too bad on the rocks, either.

Y’all are killin’ me tonight.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/a-century-of-turkey-talk-2000-2100.966414/post-23707052

Makes sense.
Thanks, R2elk.

 

[R2elk]

What about things like dolphins and whales?

Dolphins and whales are mammals.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Dolphins and whales are mammals.

So they do?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Hmmm the more you know.

https://us.whales.org/whales-dolphins/how-do-dolphins-give-birth/

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Dolphins and whales are mammals.

I know, but do they have belly buttons? Are they born, like, "HRRRRRRRRRRG, PUSH, COME OUT, YOU LITTLE THING, HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG, POP OUT ALREADY," or do they hatch?
How does birth happen under water? Are the babies still covered in this film of filmy stuff like human babies, or do they not? Or does it wash off in the water?
Frick, too many questions for this time of the morning.

 

[R2elk]

So they do?

No belly button lint though, they don't wear clothes and are constantly washing everything away in the water.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Hmmm the more you know.

https://us.whales.org/whales-dolphins/how-do-dolphins-give-birth/

Apparently, we humans have speedy pregnancies.
Always best to count your blessings.