⭐ Kiki's Year Long 🌶️

[ShrekDawg]

I assume it is because only nutters eat them, and too many of them will make you fat fluffy

 

[ShrekDawg]

Now I'm craving White Hot Chocolate. It's soooooooooo good.

My friend used to be obsessed with that one from Dunkin Donuts. It was alright.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Well, there's your problem.

Probably

 

[EverythingDucks]

I like private breeders. Hatchery wise, I believe that Cackle has the best quality.

Correct, @The Moonshiner ?

Ok, thanks! I've been looking for some local farms that have them. I really want Silkies, Cochins, Polish, and frizzle Polish. And I just love Bantams. I think Easter eggers, Rhode Island Reds, Leghorns, and Orringtons would be good to have too.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Probably

Do you have regular, unsweetened cocoa powder? And sugar/sweetener? Make some with that.

 

[ColtHandorf]

Start on page 539 it goes for about 10 pages and is HILARIOUS!!!

On it!

Read back.

I'm ready...

 

[Kiki]

Besides a bathroom being the absolute worst room in a house for hanging Sheetrock.....how do you get anything accomplished with dummies like this ????
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Aw she's helping!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Heck of a lot of belly button lint in a whale's, I'll bet.

Suffering is best shared. Helps to instill a sense of empathy and sympathy in people.
Not too bad on the rocks, either.

I know, but do they have belly buttons? Are they born, like, "HRRRRRRRRRRG, PUSH, COME OUT, YOU LITTLE THING, HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG, POP OUT ALREADY," or do they hatch?
How does birth happen under water? Are the babies still covered in this film of filmy stuff like human babies, or do they not? Or does it wash off in the water?
Frick, too many questions for this time of the morning.

Apparently, we humans have speedy pregnancies.
Always best to count your blessings.

Aw, no videos or even a step-by-step description? Darn.
Now I want to try dolphin milk.
No, I don't....
How do they nurse? Do dolphins have tits? Where? How? How many?
I am so confused. This has left me with more questions that I started with.

SERIOUSLY, DO THEY!? I DON'T KNOW!
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Oh, man.
Whales, too? Whoa. Horrifying mental imagery, here.
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MILK GUNS, OPEN FIRE.

No bleeding in the snow.

Your property is your lavatory.

Denied.

Well, no one's gonna stop him.
... Right?
Let the man relieve himself in peace.
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Remember to wipe your ash when you're done.
Gross nether-region stains can be a beech to get out.

WTF was I on last night?

 

[EverythingDucks]

WTF was I on last night?

Not sure. You were not your usual innocent self lol

 

[Kiki]

Welcome to English bulldogs.

Isn't that the truth. lol

I felt like it was wildly accurate after I did some Google satellite image stalking...

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Do you have a fat dummy too?
Dog pictures are required.