šŸ’„ Emelyn vs. Peanut šŸ’„

Are you on Emelyn’s Side or the_peanut_coop’s side?


  • Total voters
    70
🐠only foolish mercenaries would except this offer🐠

The kingdom of sand, and the fishi club is stronger and has the best weapons(your welcome guys). In addition to @Secure Clucks army of trained, laser eyed, flying Pitt puppys. We have a whole armory stocked with all kinds of explosives imaginable(and some you could never think up in your wildest dreams), and knives and keeper throwing stars. and don't forget our assassin FISHIS!! Some equipped with daggers, others with secret abilities, but they should all be feared. Mullet fishi, parrot fishi, sword fishi, beta fishi, cow fishi, and others. (Let see, we have Legolas and Jedi on our side too).
LEGOLAS :love
AND.... The specially designed cattle prod of doom.
(fyi, our team has a great store of ice cream for whenever we feel like it. Thanks to bean.

Her majesty's castle is ultimately cool. Its cow print with a fishi filled moat around it and located in the depths of the Sahara.
ANd that's just the staff room!
Soooooo...... Emylen my dear, I fear you will regret this.
šŸ˜Ž
 
Here's my speech

Whoever comes forth onto my side you shall be rewarded greatly. You shall get $100M worth of diamonds and gold. You may be highly respected by the people and animals living here already. If you are struggling we shall help with your expenses. I shall create a huge banquet just for you if you join filled with YOUR favorite foods. If you're an asparagus lover we shall give you freshly prepared meals with FRESH and organic asparagus. If we lose you shall not worry you shall still get your reward and still continued to be praised by our citizens. You will still be helped if you are struggling. As queen of land I shall allow you to own as many animals as you please however if you abuse them you shall be jailed for 40 years and then forever banned from our kingdom. You shall see more of our great rewards and specialties here.

My tag is #TeamEmmy
Ugh. Secretly planning to poison your allies. Sad.
 
GIF by Giphy QA


*sets up a set of spectator bleachers and sells tickets*
 
As about 5 of the thousands of people here know; @Emelyn and @the_peanut_coop are at war.
Both of you please explain why the other person is wrong šŸ˜, why your at war šŸ—”, how cool your side is šŸ˜Ž, and please come up with a tag ppl can use to indicate whose side they’re on! šŸ·


Here’s how it’s going to go...
peanut and Emelyn bring forth thy speeches and thy proud prattle because however many votes you have in the poll above determines who wins!!

😳war ends at the end of the month!😳



And now- My Thoughts:
(Thinking to self) *If I were to side with Emelyn I’d be peanut’s toughest apponent I could turn her sand to quicksand, ooh i never though of that šŸ˜, and maybe once peanut was dethroned I could become the Orbee šŸ‘‘ Queen in her place but then peanut would get mad at me and send her ā€˜tiny Sahara’, or whatever it’s called, to attack me-
But if i sided with peanut and we dehydrated and drowned Emelyn at the same time- maybe peanut would reward me the ā€˜Orbee šŸ‘‘ Queen’ title and we become a double alliance, that would be cool šŸ˜Ž,
As long as I’m not subconsciously typing out my thoughts I’ll be okay to choose based off the devotion of their fans bakbuk seems pretty crazy, is he sided with peanut? I’ll have to look into it-* wait a mknute i ws typong all that?!?!?!!???
Neither.

I’m on @EmmaRainboe ’s team, she is queen of the universe, ruler of all.
 

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