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We will not be below 80F until 3 in the morning. This kind of weather where it does not cool of at night is very hard on the chickens-- especially when it goes for more than 5 days like that
 
I feel guilty in the mid 60's now with a gentle rain. Not supposed to reach 80 today.

Our banks are like that die to COVID-19

Freudian slip, but so true.

Retired Person's Perspective

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.

4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.

7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?

9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.

Point #4 I remember/miss that feeling. :lau
 
We got the storm through here last night, so humidity is up. Currently 77 & 65% on my back porch.
It is lightly raining currently. Temperature is currently 89F
 

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