1,000 things to do when your lost in super walmart!

[Quail_Antwerp]

22. point to the ceiling and scream "watch out for falling prices!"

 

[girlychick]

23. Hand out raffle tickets and start giving away things in the store xD

 

[CalebtheChicken]

24. Take as many vegitables as you can carry and put them in the toy isle.

 

[NurseELB]

25. Go into the dressing room, after a minute or two, call out to the attendant- "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!"

 

[CalebtheChicken]

Quote:
That beets my fart-on-employees one

 

[girlychick]

26. put on a dress and find an employee and start dancing with them

 

[WoodChic]

27. Run around screaming "OMG! OMG! They have my favorite mac and cheese here! OMG!!!!!!"

 

[CalebtheChicken]

28. Tell everyone you see in Wal-mart,"I just used the bathroom all by myself for the first time!!!" (this would work real good if you were like 30)

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

30. Jump in a shopping cart and roll around the aisles screaming "LEAN! LEAN! LEAN!" whenever you want to turn

I always forget to put down the number D:

 

[HorseFeathers]

31. Very seriously and politely ask an employee for diet water.
I know this is an overused one, but last time I did it the employee responded, "um, prob'ly over by the reg'lar watah" in the most classic Maine accent... heehee.

32. Go inside that big bouncy ball cage (with the elastic bars) in the toy isle and sit there staring at people, occasionally saying, "*sigh* I've got a life sentence."

33. Stand on top of something and yell: "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" When people start staring, climb down and "gallop" away on an imaginary horse.

My friend Kenzie and I secretly filmed our WalMart antics, including the Watah Lady, so we have some good ones still...

We've done all of those three.
ETA: And we STILL didn't get kicked out... hmm...