31. Very seriously and politely ask an employee for diet water.
I know this is an overused one, but last time I did it the employee responded, "um, prob'ly over by the reg'lar watah" in the most classic Maine accent... heehee.
32. Go inside that big bouncy ball cage (with the elastic bars) in the toy isle and sit there staring at people, occasionally saying, "*sigh* I've got a life sentence."
33. Stand on top of something and yell: "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" When people start staring, climb down and "gallop" away on an imaginary horse.
My friend Kenzie and I secretly filmed our
WalMart antics, including the Watah Lady, so we have some good ones still...
We've done all of those three.
ETA: And we STILL didn't get kicked out... hmm...