1,000 things to do when your lost in super walmart!

[GlitterKitty]

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34. Lay a dora doll in the middle of an aisle and when people walk towards scream "Swiper No swiping!"

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

34. Start a riot in the book section (waving signs and screaming)

 

[herefordlovinglady]

35. some things edited for family friendly viewing:

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
>>> After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband
>>> accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was
>>> like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get
>>> out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she
>>> loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from
>>> her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
>>>
>>> Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
>>> commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may
>>> be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against
>>> Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video
>>> surveillance cameras.
>>>
>>> 1.
>>>
>>> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
>>> 5-minute intervals.
>>>
>>> 3.

>>> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
>>> voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."
>>>
>>> 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M;'s on layaway.
>>>
>>> 6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
>>>
>>> 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told
>>> other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
>>> blankets from the bedding department.
>>>
>>> 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he
>>> began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

>>> 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
>>>
>>> 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
>>> asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

>>> 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while
>>> loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
>>>
>>> 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna
>>> look" by using different sizes of funnels.
>>>
>>> 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
>>> through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

>>> 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
>>> he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
>>>
>>> And last, but not least ....
>>>
>>> 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
>>> awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
>>>
>>> Regards,
>>> Walmart

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

o.0 Seriously?

35. Buy some M&M's and ask somebody to help you alphabetize them

 

[girlychick]

36.Spell words in every isle with A B C soup

 

[CalebtheChicken]

37. Sit outside the exit doors and when someone tries to enter say,"You better not enter here, this *points at door* is the exit door, go in the entrance door or I'll have to alert the a-tourities." Be sure to do it in a serious voice

 

[girlychick]

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ROFL!
38. walk around smiling at people saying welcome to walmart may I be of assistance?

!!!!!!!!!

 

[CalebtheChicken]

39. When you check out stare at the cashier, and when they ask what are you looking at say,"YO FaCE!!!"

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

40. Go to the toy section and find a plushy pig. Throw it at somebody and scream "PIGS ARE FLYING! Impossible things are going to happen!"

 

[gurooh]

"These are so funny!"
41. Go into a dressing room a scream "There's no clothes to try on in here!"