1,001 reasons to not rid the world of DUX

[Skipper81]

 

[Skipper81]

Lol I was already working on getting a cute duck pic

 

[Ruralhideaway]

He's judging the haters

 

[21hens-incharge]

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Cutest little h8er judger ever!!!!

 

[duluthralphie]

He is looking right up the barrel.....waiting for the lead.....

 

[Ruralhideaway]

From one of those bendy cartoon barreled guns!

 

[duluthralphie]

@Ruralhideaway as much as a shotgun with a good barrel is effective, it is not the preferred way to rid the world of DUX....

I try to council them into realizing they are a hazard and doing it themselves......the really high quality DUX will show others the way..and soon we will be a great duxless society...

Example:

Note how he is instructing his siblings in the fine art of dux removal...

BTW Please do not buy into anything @BantyChooks says, she lives in the far reaches of the VWN, and is "touched" in the head. When she was younger she chopped a hole in the ice to get drinking water, stuck her head in the hole to get a drink VWN style and the hole froze over, she thus went without Oxygen for too long before she could be rescued....When she revived they discovered she had developed a unexplainable irrational love for dux.

 

[BantyChooks]

@Ruralhideaway as much as a shotgun with a good barrel is effective, it is not the preferred way to rid the world of DUX....

I try to council them into realizing they are a hazard and doing it themselves......the really high quality DUX will show others the way..and soon we will be a great duxless society...

Example:
View attachment 1275503
Note how he is instructing his siblings in the fine art of dux removal...

BTW Please do not buy into anything @BantyChooks says, she lives in the far reaches of the VWN, and is "touched" in the head. When she was younger she chopped a hole in the ice to get drinking water, stuck her head in the hole to get a drink VWN style and the hole froze over, she thus went without Oxygen for too long before she could be rescued....When she revived they discovered she had developed a unexplainable irrational love for dux.

That's a pretty poor coverup for the reason your poor cold heart hates DUX.

When you were a little boy, you went to a huge picnic/family reunion. There were mounds of rhubarb pies served, and so many sweet little ducks and geese running around... you loved both of them. Then later that day, everything went wrong, and you got a bad sunburn, broke your leg jumping off the rope swing, and stepped on a poor DUX by accident and sobbed for hours. The resulting PTSD made it so you hated everything involved in that day, including the poor dux and rhubarb pies.

There. Now the record has been set straight.

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

Why does Ralphie hate ducks so much? What have they ever done to him? I don’t like some animals but I don’t want to rid the world of them.

Do you think we should spam this thread with DUX pictures?

Yes

 

[BantyChooks]

Why does Ralphie hate ducks so much? What have they ever done to him? I don’t like some animals but I don’t want to rid the world of them. Yes

See above post. He is compensating for his damaged mental state.