1,001 reasons to not rid the world of DUX

[Brahma Chicken5000]

It fits @BantyChooks to the tee.

I beg to differ. @BantyChooks is a very nice person and great to chat with

 

[BantyChooks]

It IS creepy. (She's tryin' to scare me)

Is it working??

Dux just stink...make a mess...and are not good for the world...I even heard someone say they were the "devil's spawn".

Someone named Ralphie, eh? Just between you and me, ralphie is a tad nuts... don't listen to him.

It fits @BantyChooks to the tee.

That's the nicest thing you've said to me all week!

If you don’t let them out of the run they will stay in the run

Maybe with some wingcuffs, barbed wire, and a guard dog... and even then don't bet on it.

 

[duluthralphie]

If you don’t let them out of the run they will stay in the run

Guineas are very intelligent and persistent, they can dig under a fence, and have been known to tunnel 14 feet down through solid granite. They can cut through the strongest wire with their teeth.....

They will rush the door when it is opened, not caring one iota if the hand that feeds them is hurt or not...

BUT the worst guinea is 1,000 times better than the best dux

 

[BantyChooks]

I think you missed your shot with me being away. I won't be away ever again. Ever.
No rest for the Wicked, remember? You guys slave drive me too much as it is!!!

Hmmph.

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

Is it working??

Someone named Ralphie, eh?

That's the nicest thing you've said to me all week!


Maybe with some wingcuffs, barbed wire, and a guard dog... and even then don't bet on it.

I’m thinking an 8 foot tall covered run, with 1/2”x1/2” hardware clothe on all the walls, and a vestibule leading into the run so that even if they do get out of the run they’re stuck in the vestibule

 

[BantyChooks]

Guineas are very intelligent and persistent, they can dig under a fence, and have been known to tunnel 14 feet down through solid granite. They can cut through the strongest wire with their teeth.....

They will rush the door when it is opened, not caring one iota if the hand that feeds them is hurt or not...

BUT the worst guinea is 1,000 times better than the best dux
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Ha, solid granite? My boogers tunneled through diamond wrapped in Kevlar.

 

[Wickedchicken6]

Have you ever tried to hug a guinea?

I was actually meaning ducks. But yes! I hug guineas.

 

[Brahma Chicken5000]

Guineas are very intelligent and persistent, they can dig under a fence, and have been known to tunnel 14 feet down through solid granite. They can cut through the strongest wire with their teeth.....

They will rush the door when it is opened, not caring one iota if the hand that feeds them is hurt or not...

BUT the worst guinea is 1,000 times better than the best dux
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Guineas don’t have teeth and there is no way that they could tunnel through solid granite. And to keep them in the run I’ll have a vestibule as the run entrance

 

[BantyChooks]

I was actually meaning ducks. But yes! I hug guineas.

To be fair, I am pretty sure you're a guinea whisperer.

 

[BantyChooks]

Guineas don’t have teeth and there is no way that they could tunnel through solid granite. And to keep them in the run I’ll have a vestibule as the run entrance

They bash the granite with their hard dumb heads until it falls to pieces. Who needs teeth?