1,001 reasons to not rid the world of DUX

[BantyChooks]

It is a very uncivilized area where DUX are allowed to roam with the seals and see lions. Thankfully the Sea Lions have more brains than the hominoids in the area and will end the misery for the DUX.

Decomposing DUX is good for the environment...

Not if we eat the sea lions first...

 

[duluthralphie]

Why eat a sea lion, when you can abort a DUX with yummy Balut and make the world a better place at the same time?

 

[BantyChooks]

Why eat a sea lion, when you can abort a DUX with yummy Balut and make the world a better place at the same time?

Sea lions = yummy
Dux = guilt and shame over eating something so innocent

 

[duluthralphie]

I have found a reason for allowing DUX to lay eggs and nest.....

DUX nests are more often than not raided by skunk in the VWN......the skunk help to keep tourists to the area from smelling the locals, who can only bathe once or twice a year do to the ice covered ponds.....

So in many ways I understand your defense of DUX, your entire economy depends on the skunks. The skunks existence depends on DUX eggs... So it does make some sense...

 

[duluthralphie]

reason #23 to get rid of DUX.

Even mythological gods will refuse them as a sacrifice accepting instead something of more value, like a common garden slug.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

reason #23 to get rid of DUX.

Even mythological gods will refuse them as a sacrifice accepting instead something of more value, like a common garden slug.

#23? You skipped a whole bunch of numbers there dude. . how will I ever keep this list in order?

 

[duluthralphie]

I am sorry. You will have to keep a notebook. I never said I would give them in order. I give them out in a orderly manner however, I try to tie them to the thought for the day. Therefore, I shall skip around a bit.

 

[BantyChooks]

I have found a reason for allowing DUX to lay eggs and nest.....

DUX nests are more often than not raided by skunk in the VWN......the skunk help to keep tourists to the area from smelling the locals, who can only bathe once or twice a year do to the ice covered ponds.....

So in many ways I understand your defense of DUX, your entire economy depends on the skunks. The skunks existence depends on DUX eggs... So it does make some sense...

We import bottled Ralphie sweat to do that job, so nope, don't need skunks.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

We import bottled Ralphie sweat to do that job, so nope, don't need skunks.

 

[Akrnaf2]

We import bottled Ralphie sweat to do that job, so nope, don't need skunks.

Does the bottle have a Duck shape?