rule x+1: If you fight your way to the top, you can expect a painful fall.
rule x+2: If you don't have anything nice to say about the plump hen to your right, just peck her.
rule x+3: Horses whinney, cows moo, roosters crow and hens lay eggs. Why is it that humans think they have to consume everything?
rule x+4: Chicken crap comes in a variety of gross sounds, gross smells, and gross sights. Yet somehow, after all the debate and discussion it is still chicken crap.