10 Things We Can Learn From Chickens :)

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haha!
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To love each other, look out for one another, and keep your family close. Squabbles about nonessential things can upset the flock order. Stealing someone elses egg can lead to unsavory repurcussions. You get to be first in line after you've earned it.
 
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some "roosters" need to go to freezer camp. Or at least picked up by the feet and .... or booted really hard across the yard.
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Good one! Some times you NEED a good kick in the butt!

If you want respect, earn it.

Sometimes fighting is a good thing.
 
rule x+1: If you fight your way to the top, you can expect a painful fall.
rule x+2: If you don't have anything nice to say about the plump hen to your right, just peck her.
rule x+3: Horses whinney, cows moo, roosters crow and hens lay eggs. Why is it that humans think they have to consume everything?
rule x+4: Chicken crap comes in a variety of gross sounds, gross smells, and gross sights. Yet somehow, after all the debate and discussion it is still chicken crap.
 

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