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101 things to do if your at Walmart

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Telamon, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. Telamon

    Telamon Songster

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    there was a 101 uses for a dead silkie, so here is another one! FOR WALMART !!!

    1. yell as loud as you can next to an employee! bonus: you go to jail! [​IMG] - me
    2. shoppin cart RACIN !!! - abbey2140
    3. play hide and seek - aframechickens
    4. chinese freeze tag! - aframechickens
    5. find a random grumy person and say " your awesome! " bonus: get punched in the face! - aframechickens
    6. give a hug to a random person - aframechickens
    7. Name goldfish and put sticky notes on the tank with the goldfishes' names on them - aframechickens
    8. read labels on boxes... bonus: buy a box - gold griffin chicken mom
    9. hide in a clothes rack and when someone walks by, say " pick me! " bonus: get picked... - RAWR the REBELIOUS ... [​IMG]
    10. hide behind the toilet paper and scare people. bonus: get punched in the face - RAWR
    11. put a bunch of wild animals into the aisles. bonus: see people get jumped on by animals - purplechicken
    12. get the most unhumourus cashier to laugh - purplechicken
    13. take a security tag and put it under a shopping cart - Ace_king_Brahama
    14. play with a bunch of toys. bonus: Pay 100$ - Ace_king_Brahama
    15. turn all radios on max volume. bonus: become deaf - Calebthechicken
    16. look at post #10 - tipsydog
    17. jousting with shopping carts - Ace_king_brahama
    18. sit on a toilet, then when someone comes say " DONT LOOK AT ME! " - RAWR
    19. sit in a dressing room and say, IM OUTTA TOILET PAPER - RAWR
    20. WALMART BINGO - sussetex5
    21. act like a spy, with a toy gun - missred871

    that is it so far, PM me if i missed your idea

    PS: try to make up bonuses, for example:

    yell as loud as you can, bonus: you go to jail!

    [ you don't have to do bonuses, because ill try to make bonuses ]
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 2, 2010

  2. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

    Aug 25, 2008
    Most folks at Wal-Mart work long hours at a tough job for little pay. Why pick on the folks lucky enough to even HAVE a job, rough as it is? Tacky thread, IMO. [​IMG]
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2010
  3. abbey2140

    abbey2140 Songster

    Feb 11, 2008
    North Branch, MI
    Apparently chickensrock its ok to joke about dead chickens but not the organization Walmart.

    #2 - Shopping cart racing....be careful on stocking days though you never know when there'll be a sharp object. lol
  4. Telamon

    Telamon Songster

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    Quote:xD! im adding every idea there is
  5. Aframechickens191

    Aframechickens191 Chirping

    May 23, 2010
    NW Ohio
    Play hide and seek!

    Put random things in peoples carts when they arent looking! [​IMG]

    Play chinese freeze tag!

    Go up to a random grouchy looking person and tell them theyre awesome!

    Better yet, give them a hug! HAHAHAHAA

    Finally, if you find a single fish or only a few fish in the fishtanks, come up with names for them and sticky-note them to the tank!

    [​IMG] Soooo mischevious iz mee! Heeheehee
  6. What are we up to? 3? 4?

    Read all the labels on the boxes of condoms, even though you (or your spouse) have had a "little operation". Make teenage daughter die of embarassment on the spot when she sees what you're reading.

    Bonus: BUY A BOX.

    Extra bonus for the health and science lesson at the dinner table later that night.

    (And for what it's worth, I did this. [​IMG] )
  7. RAWR

    RAWR Songster

    May 26, 2009
    who wants to know?
    hid in a rac of clothes and when someone looks threw them whisper, "pick me! pick me!!!"

  8. RAWR

    RAWR Songster

    May 26, 2009
    who wants to know?
  9. Ace_king_brahma

    Ace_king_brahma Songster

    Mar 14, 2008
    Castroville, Texas
    One of my favorite pranks take the little white security tag and place it under a shopping cart. XD.
  10. TipsyDog

    TipsyDog Songster

    May 14, 2009
    Aregua, Paraguay
    Reminds me of an e-mail I got awhile back about Walmart:

    This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

    After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse.

    One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart:

    Dear Mrs. Fenton,

    Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of Polident and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

    4. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

    5. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

    6. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

    7. September 23: When a clerk asked if she could help him, he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

    9. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

    10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    11. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

    12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

    And last, but not least:

    13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed, "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"



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