101 things to do if your at Walmart

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Telamon

Telamon

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there was a 101 uses for a dead silkie, so here is another one! FOR WALMART !!!

1. yell as loud as you can next to an employee! bonus: you go to jail!
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- me
2. shoppin cart RACIN !!! - abbey2140
3. play hide and seek - aframechickens
4. chinese freeze tag! - aframechickens
5. find a random grumy person and say " your awesome! " bonus: get punched in the face! - aframechickens
6. give a hug to a random person - aframechickens
7. Name goldfish and put sticky notes on the tank with the goldfishes' names on them - aframechickens
8. read labels on boxes... bonus: buy a box - gold griffin chicken mom
9. hide in a clothes rack and when someone walks by, say " pick me! " bonus: get picked... - RAWR the REBELIOUS ...
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10. hide behind the toilet paper and scare people. bonus: get punched in the face - RAWR
11. put a bunch of wild animals into the aisles. bonus: see people get jumped on by animals - purplechicken
12. get the most unhumourus cashier to laugh - purplechicken
13. take a security tag and put it under a shopping cart - Ace_king_Brahama
14. play with a bunch of toys. bonus: Pay 100$ - Ace_king_Brahama
15. turn all radios on max volume. bonus: become deaf - Calebthechicken
16. look at post #10 - tipsydog
17. jousting with shopping carts - Ace_king_brahama
18. sit on a toilet, then when someone comes say " DONT LOOK AT ME! " - RAWR
19. sit in a dressing room and say, IM OUTTA TOILET PAPER - RAWR
20. WALMART BINGO - sussetex5
21. act like a spy, with a toy gun - missred871


that is it so far, PM me if i missed your idea








PS: try to make up bonuses, for example:

yell as loud as you can, bonus: you go to jail!

[ you don't have to do bonuses, because ill try to make bonuses ]
 
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Most folks at Wal-Mart work long hours at a tough job for little pay. Why pick on the folks lucky enough to even HAVE a job, rough as it is? Tacky thread, IMO.
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Apparently chickensrock its ok to joke about dead chickens but not the organization Walmart.


#2 - Shopping cart racing....be careful on stocking days though you never know when there'll be a sharp object. lol
 
Play hide and seek!

Put random things in peoples carts when they arent looking!
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Play chinese freeze tag!

Go up to a random grouchy looking person and tell them theyre awesome!

Better yet, give them a hug! HAHAHAHAA

Finally, if you find a single fish or only a few fish in the fishtanks, come up with names for them and sticky-note them to the tank!

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Soooo mischevious iz mee! Heeheehee
 
What are we up to? 3? 4?

Read all the labels on the boxes of condoms, even though you (or your spouse) have had a "little operation". Make teenage daughter die of embarassment on the spot when she sees what you're reading.

Bonus: BUY A BOX.

Extra bonus for the health and science lesson at the dinner table later that night.

(And for what it's worth, I did this.
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Reminds me of an e-mail I got awhile back about Walmart:

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse.

One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of Polident and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

4. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

5. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

7. September 23: When a clerk asked if she could help him, he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

9. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

And last, but not least:

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed, "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

Regards,

Wal-Mart
 

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