Bwahahaha! Yeah I used to tell them mine that too, especially my RIR Ginger...she's a little you-know-what. She gets up on the deck to eat my container garden, she chases my poor ducks without provocation, and tries to poop on me if I pick her up half the time. My mom and I call her "Crockpot"
Adding some fresh ginger to the crock pot will make a tasty meal!
Oh, you meant Ginger the CHICKEN!
