$2.99 Special

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  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    The $2.99 Special


    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
    'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'
    'Then, I'll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
    'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.


    'YES!!' stated the waitress.

    'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

    'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

    'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
    She took the
    two eggs home and baked a cake.

    DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
    WE'VE been around the block more than once!
     
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  3. chickencoop31320

    chickencoop31320 Have bator, will hatch

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  4. M To The Maxx

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  5. Capone

    Capone Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. Southernbelle

    Southernbelle Gone Broody

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    My DH hates eggs, so I've actually done that!!! Some restaurants won't give them to you raw, so ask for them hard boiled in the shell [​IMG]
     
  7. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    LOL I could see my mom doing that!
     
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  9. mychookschick

    mychookschick Chillin' With My Peeps

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