I just died reading this, and laughed so hard I almost peed my pants! I'm sitting here reading this all the while trying to imagine what that looked like, poor thing! You should sell that story to "I shouldn't be alive"
I had a demonic cat once and she would corner my kids in the bathroom, I was a dinner once and my daughter sent a picture of the cat sitting outside the bathrooms door and she said "Guinevere won't let me out, HELP MOM" and then I get another pic from my other daughter and it's of the cat outside the door and she says "Mommy hell cat has sissy locked in the bathroom" all common sense goes out the window when you are under attack by a ungrateful animal I guess..My daughter sat in the bathroom for 2 hours until I got home, by that time the cat was asleep... I really hope my flock isn't planning a sneak attack on me