Jack Van Impe, I'm assuming. By not even opening the link.
My grandpa and I were discussing this Wednesday night. I'm going to say to y'all what I said to him:
The Bible says no one knows. You can't predict the Coming. I believe it'll be soon...but not immediate. I know God's got a lot of work left to do before then.
"Of that day and hour knoweth no man. How foolish then to be figuring out the time of the Lord's coming." Matthew 24:36
"But of that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone." Mark 13:32
"He said to them, "It is not for you to know times or epochs which the Father has fixed by His own authority;" Acts 1:7
[edit:] Okay, upon reading the link...I'm laughing my butt off. Ooookay, little man. Well, I added my Christian imput, and am going to leave it at that. Kay. You folks have a good'un.