Ended 2013 Easter Hatch-A-Long Random Funny Posting Contest Saturday, March 23rd!

[Gardeningmama]

made me laugh so hard.

I really like this one!

This thread is really fun!

 

[Wax Myrtle]

 

[misskeeter]

Maybe more creepy than funny. . A gremlin and a silkie sittin' in a tree.... K-I-S-S-I-N-G..... I just want to put him in a baby stroller and take him to Walmart. Ha!

Definitely more creepy than funny. I may have nightmares for the rest of my life. Come to think of it, I think that terrifying creature has been present in nightmares already.

Courtesy of my 5 year old:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, take a shower, and come back across the road?



A: Because he was a DIRTY DOUBLE CROSSER!!!


HAHAHAHAHA.

I am going to tell that joke to my students on Monday. That may be my new favorite groan joke... lol...

 

[CayuseRanch]

What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants!

 

[misskeeter]

I should be doing homework, but instead I am laughing so hard I can't see the computer screen. Best. Thread. EVER!

 

[CayuseRanch]

Aww peek a boo

 

[chirpingcricket]

 

[misskeeter]

TRUTH!

 

[Wax Myrtle]

Pickles waited a while to make her point about the empty waterer...

 

[wildriverswolf90]

Dooda and Lala were best friends, who both stuttered stuttered.
dooda could only say "dooddddooda," so he was known as Dooda.
Lala could only say," lllllaaalalala" so he was known as Lala.
one day Lala and Dooda went fishing, and a storm came. Dooda feel over board and drowned.
distraught, Lala went to Dooda's mother.
"LA lal alala" he tried to explain.
dooda's mother knew that Lala could sing, so she said "sing to me whathappened."
so he did....... "We went fishing guess whodrowned.... Doo da do da."


this joke cracked me up as a kid, first time milk ever came out of my nose