2024's First Posting Battle!

[Jenbirdee]

and your blood pressure too I presume

 

[Jenbirdee]

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

 

[azurbanclucker]

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxylies a small unregarded yellow sun.

 

[ShrekDawg]

This is going to be the longest 28 minutes of my life

Lmao oh boy

 

[Jenbirdee]

how much wood can a woodchuck chuck

 

[ShrekDawg]

I feel like things are going in slow motion

Me too

 

[Kiki]

 

[bill3607]

No one's reading all this crap right now

I am

 

[azurbanclucker]

Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

 

[Kiki]

Me too

Are you wearing your watch