Ascholten
Free Ranging
A man is driving his car down the road one day and out from nowhere comes a chicken that's running alongside him down the road keeping pace. He glances quickly at his speedometer and sees he's doing 35 MPH. He takes a better look at the chicken and sees that it got 3 legs!! He blinks and looks again, sure nuff, this thing's got 3 legs!
Well extra leg or not, he is NOT about to let his car be showed up by a chicken so he steps on the gas, he's now doing 60 MPH. Well wouldn't you know it, the bird catches up with him again, then to add insult to injury, the chicken cuts him off, and takes off in a puff of dust down the road and into an alleyway leaving him far behind.
OH heck NO!! I gotta see this!! says the man, so he pulls over, flips around and drives back down the road and turns down the alleyway the chicken went down. He just HAS to see what he can learn about this crazy chicken!
A few blocks down, the man drives up to a farm and there is a farmer standing there doing yard work, a mail box, etc etc. your typical farm setting. He gets out of his car and asks the farmer, "Hey... Did you happen to see a 3 legged chicken come down this way"? To his astonishment, the farmer replies that yes I did, I raise them! The farmer then goes on for a few minutes explaining how he raises 3 legged chickens, how he bred them etc etc, to get to that point. The driver says, wow, that's totally Amazing! but then asks,,... WHY? The farmer replies, well think about it! You are at the dinner table, YOU want a drumstick, The Wife wants one, and Uncle Joe wants one. 3 People want a drumstick and a normal chicken only has 2. So who gets one who does not? WIth MY chickens EVERYONE gets what they want, and there are no fights at the dinner table! The driver thinks about this and says, well yes, I can see what you mean, and it's a good idea, I like it!! How do the chickens taste?
The farmer replies, "Well, I don't know, we haven't been able to catch one yet to butcher it".
Aaron
Well extra leg or not, he is NOT about to let his car be showed up by a chicken so he steps on the gas, he's now doing 60 MPH. Well wouldn't you know it, the bird catches up with him again, then to add insult to injury, the chicken cuts him off, and takes off in a puff of dust down the road and into an alleyway leaving him far behind.
OH heck NO!! I gotta see this!! says the man, so he pulls over, flips around and drives back down the road and turns down the alleyway the chicken went down. He just HAS to see what he can learn about this crazy chicken!
A few blocks down, the man drives up to a farm and there is a farmer standing there doing yard work, a mail box, etc etc. your typical farm setting. He gets out of his car and asks the farmer, "Hey... Did you happen to see a 3 legged chicken come down this way"? To his astonishment, the farmer replies that yes I did, I raise them! The farmer then goes on for a few minutes explaining how he raises 3 legged chickens, how he bred them etc etc, to get to that point. The driver says, wow, that's totally Amazing! but then asks,,... WHY? The farmer replies, well think about it! You are at the dinner table, YOU want a drumstick, The Wife wants one, and Uncle Joe wants one. 3 People want a drumstick and a normal chicken only has 2. So who gets one who does not? WIth MY chickens EVERYONE gets what they want, and there are no fights at the dinner table! The driver thinks about this and says, well yes, I can see what you mean, and it's a good idea, I like it!! How do the chickens taste?
The farmer replies, "Well, I don't know, we haven't been able to catch one yet to butcher it".
Aaron
