5/21/11 Rapture - Great way to confuse people.

[darkmatter]

Anyone wanting to see the Dead rise..............should see quitting time at my workplace from the cubicles of the Dead. They don't move or respond or answer the phone till quitting time.

 

[seminolewind]

I took my horse out on trail this afternoon, I told the people at the barn "if my horse comes back with an empty saddle, I've either been raptured, or dumped on the trail."

 

[EweSheep]

Its after seven pm, nothing happened, the sun is setting, beautiful evening!

to Harold for making false notions about the "rapture" or the end of the world. tomorrow folks are going to start thinking, he is a jerk for putting us thru the mess and now, I'm in the hole and don't know what to do!

 

[Carols Clucks]

per the usgs http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Maps/10/175_-40.php

New Zealand

 

[CoyoteMagic]

"BREAKING NEWS*******RAPTURE HALTED:

Because of discrepancies surrounding His "manger" birth, Jesus was unable to produce His original long form birth certificate, so the Rapture is temporarily on hold while Trump hires investigators to track down the 3 wise men who were "supposedly" witness to the newly born Jesus back in the day. Unfortunately this means MONDAY will still come as originally scheduled."

 

[Q9]

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I probably shouldn't laugh, but I did - it doesn't help that the freaking birth certificate debate resurfaced on the inflation thread.

 

[EweSheep]

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[debilorrah]

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I SOOOO stole that for FB. Thanks!!

 

[EweSheep]

I dont know how many people would be offended or laughed!

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I SOOOO stole that for FB. Thanks!!

 

[CoyoteMagic]

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I SOOOO stole that for FB. Thanks!!

Where do you think I stole it from, lol