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argentina, she decided to get a new family, but not just any family, she wanted a real man, so she seduced a silver spangled hamburg. but little did she know that he was a great danish labradoxer in a chicken suit...
and would not last a week. So Matilda told him goodbye (and good riddence) and headed out west to learn and rope cattle. Never one to let the fact that she was a chicken, couldn't ride a horse, and was much smaller than your average cow get in the way of her dreams... she devised a daring plan! She...
She thought she would be able to get away with a little bit of french, flamboiant floral clothing and a pirates of the Carribean dreadlock wig. Although this would slow her down on her quest for the crystal skull and become very uncomfortable after time, she imagined that . . .
she could find her self a toy boy, to do the dirty work. but of course in matildas life as allways something had o go wrong, but that didnt stop her, she found a yokohama toy boy, he was 2 years old, hansom and single. Perfect! she thought, what could go wrong this time????? ...