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A ticket on the bus to

 

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argentina, she decided to get a new family, but not just any family, she wanted a real man, so she seduced a silver spangled hamburg. but little did she know that he was a great danish labradoxer in a chicken suit...

 

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WELL..... Was HE a disappointment! He DID NOT know the first things about chickens! He had a face as sweet as

 

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honey covered with ants and just as swollen from all those bites. His eyes showed he was . . .

 

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was suffering from hepatitis (or was it jaundice?),

 

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and would not last a week. So Matilda told him goodbye (and good riddence) and headed out west to learn and rope cattle. Never one to let the fact that she was a chicken, couldn't ride a horse, and was much smaller than your average cow get in the way of her dreams... she devised a daring plan! She...

 

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decided to fly to the Carribean, but she realised that she couldn't speak Carribeanese..

Ok, y'all, I nearly got "offed" last time I joined in one of these...

 

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She thought she would be able to get away with a little bit of french, flamboiant floral clothing and a pirates of the Carribean dreadlock wig. Although this would slow her down on her quest for the crystal skull and become very uncomfortable after time, she imagined that . . .

 

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she could find her self a toy boy, to do the dirty work. but of course in matildas life as allways something had o go wrong, but that didnt stop her, she found a yokohama toy boy, he was 2 years old, hansom and single. Perfect! she thought, what could go wrong this time????? ...

 

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