A bird haunting...not for faint of heart..

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by duluthralphie, May 1, 2015.

  1. duluthralphie

    duluthralphie Chicken Wrangler Premium Member

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    BUT< BUT> BUT.... what about the evil eyes and the pointy tail?

    Everyone will know it is evil chickadee spawn..... not to mention the dripping venom from the mouth.


    What if I get home in a week or two and see the chickadee sitting at my spot at the table, drinking my coffee? If my DW has that evil look in her eye, will I know she is possessed? Is that justification for driving a wooden garlic encrusted stake through her heart?.... (whoops made my self laugh on that one, thinking she had a heart.)

    If she does I would need a microscope to find it. Threading a needle would allow a bigger margin of error.....


    Good thing she is 1800 miles away, or I would be in big trouble tonight.
     
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2015
  2. galvinj

    galvinj Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Lmao. That's funny!
    Do you wear jewelry? I would think about buying a few cross necklaces and bracelets
    Wear them under your shirt/sleeves so they are not noticed. When you walk in the room and DW goes to hug you, if she backs off that's a bad sign. Unless you just ate two burritos at Taco Bell with extra hot sauce before you walked in the door.
     
  3. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    Ralphie, does your wife read your posts? Just sayin'. [​IMG]
     
  4. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    I think that Ralphie's wife does read his posts. [​IMG]
     
  5. enola

    enola Overrun With Chickens

    I think Ralphie has a thread on here about his wife . . . . .
     
  6. duluthralphie

    duluthralphie Chicken Wrangler Premium Member

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    Sorry, NO I do not let my wife read anything on here.

    I learned the secret to a happy marriage is hide BYC and porn sites from my wife.......

    Just sayin'
     
  7. Bunnylady

    Bunnylady POOF Goes the Pooka

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    Geez. nice to know the company we keep.[​IMG]
     
  8. holm25

    holm25 Jr Chicken Wrangler

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    Lol your funny Ralph. About not seeing a ponytail or red eyes on the devil bird. He obviously goes to the barbers often and wears colored contacts.
     
  9. drumstick diva

    drumstick diva Still crazy after all these years. Premium Member

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  10. duluthralphie

    duluthralphie Chicken Wrangler Premium Member

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    I think he goes to cost cutters...
     

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