I've seen this one homeless lady quite a bit lately on the side walk near my house. Now I know why. She is living in my landscaping!!! I was out yesterday re-potting a few plants in the driveway and I smelled cigarette smoke. I didn't think much of it as people walk by all the time. But the smell lingered...too long. I went to look and found her all "camped out" behind a bush under the trees like a little cave. I flipped out because it's been BONE DRY and hot and she's smoking!!! I told her she has 30 seconds to beat it because I'm getting the hose and if she comes back I call the police. I watered the whole area just in case she left an ash or something. GOD I HATE SAN DIEGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would have collected a week's rent, THEN hosed her outta there! LOL just kidding. if you collected rent that would construe an implied agreement of tennancy and believe it or not you would have to go through the full eviction proceedings to get her out of your front yard fern grotto...
