A Bum In My Yard!!!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by seismic wonder2, Sep 14, 2009.

  1. seismic wonder2

    seismic wonder2 I got mad ninja skills

    Feb 3, 2007
    san diego ca
    I've seen this one homeless lady quite a bit lately on the side walk near my house. Now I know why.
    She is living in my landscaping!!!

    I was out yesterday re-potting a few plants in the driveway and I smelled cigarette smoke. I didn't think much of it as people walk by all the time.
    But the smell lingered...too long. I went to look and found her all "camped out" behind a bush under the trees like a little cave. I flipped out because it's been BONE DRY and hot and she's smoking!!! I told her she has 30 seconds to beat it because I'm getting the hose and if she comes back I call the police.

    I watered the whole area just in case she left an ash or something.
    GOD I HATE SAN DIEGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. 19Dawn76

    19Dawn76 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 26, 2009
    Toadsuck, AR
    That' so weird.
     
  3. ksacres

    ksacres At Your Service

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    Looked cozy...
     
  4. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
    Eaton, Colorado
    Thank you for reminding me how good I have it here in the middle of nowhere! [​IMG]
     
  5. sparkles2307

    sparkles2307 Terd of Hurtles

    I love living in no-mans-land!
     
  6. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
    Eaton, Colorado
    Quote:Me too, me too!!
     
  7. HarlansHollowFarms

    HarlansHollowFarms bana-bhuidseach anns gára

    Jan 16, 2009
    Quote:Me too, me too!!

    Me three!
     
  8. SarahFair

    SarahFair Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 23, 2008
    Monroe, Ga
    That would have scared the life out of me
     
  9. onthespot

    onthespot Deluxe Dozens

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    I would have collected a week's rent, THEN hosed her outta there! LOL just kidding. if you collected rent that would construe an implied agreement of tennancy and believe it or not you would have to go through the full eviction proceedings to get her out of your front yard fern grotto...
     
  10. Hangin Wit My Peeps

    Hangin Wit My Peeps AutumnBreezeChickens.com

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    Oh my! Love my country area now more then ever after reading that!
     

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