A good pun is it's own reword...

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funny books never written:

How to live on a farm, by Doug A. Well

Maniacs, by Cray Z. Man

Eating Veggies, by Brock O. Lee

Apples are delicious, by Sherry Blossom

extra funny books never written:

Dancing on Chains, By Linkin Park
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Breaking out of jail, by I. M. Free

SUPER funniest book NEVER EVER written! :

How to be tough, by Chuck Norris
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Boy's Life Continued...

Books....

The Dictionary of Everything by Noah Tall

The Life of a Spy by Miss Terrious

Who Lives in Prison by Gil T. Men

Jail Break by Frida Prizner

Beasts of Burden by Don Key

Big and Tall Clothing by Yuri Normous

It Keeps Happening by Juan C Gann

Always Brush Your Teeth by Ginger Vitas

Planning a Surprise Party by Al B. Darn

Staying Home Sick by Faye King

What I Need To Start My Car by Mike Ease

Orienteering for Dummies by Hugo Datway

Daffynitions

Pontoon: An animated film about chess.

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I absolutely LOVE that one. So simple and yet so many people go... Huh?

Goes back to the sarchasm... some others that work for me...

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

Did you know that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers? Yes, it's true. But, unfortunately, all the bowling league records were destroyed in a fire, so we will never know for whom the Tells bowled.

In 1853, the Tate Watch Company of Connecticut decided to branch out and produce other products. Compasses for the pioneers traveling west were their first new endeavor. Although they produced fine and accurate watches, the same was not true of their compasses. Travelers would sometimes end up in Canada or Mexico. Thus came about the phrase, "He who has a Tate's is lost."

Still don't hit me quite the same as the frisbee... but a giggle/grown/eyeroll none the less.

P.S. I also love a good spoonerism... there's an awesome guy at Scarborough... Zilch... he's BRILLIANT. Jomeo and Ruliet is awesome.

For those who appreciate a good parody... https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=391877 I loathe that song, particularly that youngun's are singing it... what in the nine hells is THAT... but this one I like very much. Of course, I also like Weird Al... LOVE Spaceballs, Men in Tights, etc... so there ya go.
 
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Confucius Say... had to trim these down to family friendly which cut out a large portion but still... Modly ones, if the ones left are too riske please feel free to snip.

All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot; and he who sniffs Coke, drowns.
Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have poopy time.
Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
Woman who eat cookies in bed at night will wake up feeling crumby.
Woman who put detergent on top shelf jump for Joy.
 

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