a joke from my 4 year old grandson

[goobhen]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to be on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he wanted to get to the other slide!!

My grandson is a blonde-hair, blue-eyed sweetheart! I cannot believe how he has stolen my heart! It was just the cutest little thing! Everyone, have a great week! Theresa

 

[sangel4you]

LMAO!

too cute! Arent they amazing?

My DS has this favorite joke my FIL told him last yesr at vacation and here a year later he still tells it all the time and it still cracker me up.

"If Pete and Repeat were on a Bridge, and Pete jumped off, who would be left?"

"Repeat"...

"IF pete and repeat were on a bridge and pete..... " LOL I heard him telling one of his friends between the firework the other night...all the older couples are watching the fireworks in awe and then in between two I hear this "If pete and repeat..." lol I couldnt believe it. only my child.

 

[Thomas423]

If I had known grandchildren were so much fun....
I would have had them first.

Sounds like a real cutie.

 

[melissastraka]

This is one of those moment i miss the show "kids say the funniest thing" Anyone else remember that??? I think it was hosted by Bill Cosby...you would have won first place!

 

[okiron]

Lol cute.

Ask him why did the rooster cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

 

[Mahonri]

My little 6 year old girl and I are getting out of the pool on Tuesday evening and she looks up and says,

"Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you..... except...., not so big (I'm a tad rotund).... and not a boy."

 

[emvickrey]

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I have said that same exact thing so many times. They are great. Now I know why we get old. So we can live long enough to enjoy our Grandchildren

 

[emvickrey]

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[WriterofWords]

That is cute

 

[sfw2]

Reminds me of my DD1's (now 19!!) first joke she brought home from elementary school:

What's green and pecks on trees?
Woody Woodpickle!