Welcome ladies, gentlemen, and all! I have a very important announcement to make! I've been keeping my technique a secret for far too long! Put them wallets away because I wont charge you a single buck.
Have you ever had problems getting to sleep at night? Thinking too much? Messing around on your phone? etc. Well I have good news: there is a 100% all natural method that any and every chicken keeper can do to obtain that sweet, sweet deep sleep.
INTRODUCING: SLEEPY CHICKEN EFFECT
Some of you may have noticed that the connection you share with your chickens creates a special link that lets you put your chicken to sleep with as little as a squinty look and a stretched out neck. I'm here to tell you that that special link goes both ways!
Here is what you need:
- One Willing Chicken
- One Willing You (and maybe spouse)
- Maybe a towel to put Willing Chicken on
Alright, you with me? Assuming you sleep when the chickens do- take your chicken and plop 'em down next to your bed, preferably near your pillow. You get good and comfy in your pjs and hop on into bed. Here is the important part: Look into your sleepy chicken's eyes. Look at how they start to close but try to fight off the sleep. Your eyelids suddenly feel a bit heavy. Watch how sleep wins as your chicken nestles it's beak onto it's chest. Congratulations! You are now asleep.
Now you, too, can sleep like the dead every night! Sweet dreams.
Results 100% guaranteed to vary. Smelly aroma may occur as a side effect. Do not use the Sleepy Chicken Effect if you have a dog that wants to eat them. I am not liable for any injuries to your mental or physical well being.
Have you ever had problems getting to sleep at night? Thinking too much? Messing around on your phone? etc. Well I have good news: there is a 100% all natural method that any and every chicken keeper can do to obtain that sweet, sweet deep sleep.
INTRODUCING: SLEEPY CHICKEN EFFECT
Some of you may have noticed that the connection you share with your chickens creates a special link that lets you put your chicken to sleep with as little as a squinty look and a stretched out neck. I'm here to tell you that that special link goes both ways!
Here is what you need:
- One Willing Chicken
- One Willing You (and maybe spouse)
- Maybe a towel to put Willing Chicken on
Alright, you with me? Assuming you sleep when the chickens do- take your chicken and plop 'em down next to your bed, preferably near your pillow. You get good and comfy in your pjs and hop on into bed. Here is the important part: Look into your sleepy chicken's eyes. Look at how they start to close but try to fight off the sleep. Your eyelids suddenly feel a bit heavy. Watch how sleep wins as your chicken nestles it's beak onto it's chest. Congratulations! You are now asleep.
Now you, too, can sleep like the dead every night! Sweet dreams.
Results 100% guaranteed to vary. Smelly aroma may occur as a side effect. Do not use the Sleepy Chicken Effect if you have a dog that wants to eat them. I am not liable for any injuries to your mental or physical well being.
