A Policeman Pulls a Guy Over for Speeding and.....

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by speckledhen, Oct 7, 2008.

  1. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude Premium Member

    A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the F3, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. 'I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 180 kph, then 190, then 200 kph.
    Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of The BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a Reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'
    'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman!
     
  2. M@M@2four

    [email protected]@2four Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. arllcountrygirl

    arllcountrygirl lavender nutt

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  4. verity

    verity Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That is hilarious!
     
  5. Ugly Cowboy

    Ugly Cowboy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOL Now thats great!!! [​IMG]
     
  6. Indiana hens

    Indiana hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 25, 2008
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    That brings back memories! I would have floored it too! LOL
     
  7. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Chillin' With My Peeps

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    so clever! gave me a laugh!

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  8. Littlechick

    Littlechick Out Of The Brooder

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  9. DTchickens

    DTchickens Overrun With Chickens

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    [​IMG] ...yeah, was pretty good.
     
  10. spookykim

    spookykim Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] now if only my husband would run into cops like that [​IMG]
     

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